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An Honest Dentist Ad

An Honest Dentist Ad

– [Narrator] You’ve ignored your reminder postcards from your dentist for years now. You’ve dreaded the guilt trip from your dentist more than your own parents. But starting this week is the biggest semi-annual dentist appointment ever, because it’s the one you’ll actually go to, because you’re an adult, and adults go to the dentist. …

If Dentists Were Honest

If Dentists Were Honest

(patient moans) – Your breath smells like shit. (light whimsical music) – I spend all this time and energy working on your teeth and you won’t even smile at me. – I can tell you flossed this morning and not a single time before that. – Now you don’t need this many shots of Novocaine …

LPS: 10 Things I Hate About the Dentist

LPS: 10 Things I Hate About the Dentist

(Keyboard Typing) (Phone Rings) Dr.Anderson’s Office. How may I help you? Yes. Your appointment has been confirmed. No problem.You have a nice day. Bye. Hi. Good morning. My daughter Ashley has an appointment to see Dr. Anderson at 9:00 AM. today. Okay. Give me just one second to look her up. (Keyboard Typing) Ugh, mom. …

Mae after the Dentist – part 6 (of 7)

Mae after the Dentist – part 6 (of 7)

Probably drier than a vagina, like, when they see fuckn’ like… I don’t even know… Joey’s face Aaaah! Cuz Joey’s my baby brother. What’s wrong with him? His afternoon can’t be as bad as mine. Mother fucker That nigga’s sleepin’. Hey No I think I need to go take a walk. I needa walk. I …