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If Dentists Were Honest

If Dentists Were Honest

(patient moans) – Your breath smells like shit. (light whimsical music) – I spend all this time and energy working on your teeth and you won’t even smile at me. – I can tell you flossed this morning and not a single time before that. – Now you don’t need this many shots of Novocaine …

LPS: 10 Things I Hate About the Dentist

LPS: 10 Things I Hate About the Dentist

(Keyboard Typing) (Phone Rings) Dr.Anderson’s Office. How may I help you? Yes. Your appointment has been confirmed. No problem.You have a nice day. Bye. Hi. Good morning. My daughter Ashley has an appointment to see Dr. Anderson at 9:00 AM. today. Okay. Give me just one second to look her up. (Keyboard Typing) Ugh, mom. …

Mae after the Dentist – part 6 (of 7)

Mae after the Dentist – part 6 (of 7)

Probably drier than a vagina, like, when they see fuckn’ like… I don’t even know… Joey’s face Aaaah! Cuz Joey’s my baby brother. What’s wrong with him? His afternoon can’t be as bad as mine. Mother fucker That nigga’s sleepin’. Hey No I think I need to go take a walk. I needa walk. I …

Flecos (Tassels) – Cortometraje (Short Film)

Flecos (Tassels) – Cortometraje (Short Film)

The following film was produced in the last days of 2014 summer. Almost a year later, the final cut of “Tassels” finally sees the light As the director, It has been the most frustrating project but with no doubt the one I most have learned from. I own this to so many people who believed …

STUDENT LIFE: I AM SLEEPY | startenten10

STUDENT LIFE: I AM SLEEPY | startenten10

You have new intro. You forgot. You didn’t sleep. You put effort. You forgot?! Ahhh. Right! Thanks you made me remind it. Do you love it? I prepared a short skit about the typical experiences of students especially when getting sleepy in class This is one of the struggles of the students that is very …

“Harmless” audiobook trailer

“Harmless” audiobook trailer

Narrator: “The not knowing… that’s what bothers me… Those final seconds before the lights are extinguished… Talking on the phone… changing a radio station… driving to pick up a tube of lip balm… What’s going through someone’s head in the seconds before they’re launched, unceremoniously, into the afterlife? Here’s how it happened… and most of …

Birdemic Part 1 – Phelous

Birdemic Part 1 – Phelous

I, uh… Exploding birds. Exploding bird pictures. Birdemic. [Phelous intro music, 80s Doctor Who style] Okay, okay. Luckily the title screen’s giving me time to recompose myself. Because that doesn’t happen during editing, it happens between takes. [clears throat] Anyway, Birdemic- [explodes into laughter] Yeah, we’re just gonna get into this. It starts with… [slightly …